SLUT

I'm thinking of changing the name of this blog to Myrtleford Canine Opium Slut farm. Well at least that's what it's starting to look like. Meet Pinky. She is always very stressed out as you can see. Our little house is over run with animals and I Tubbs is the Queen of them all except for Vivian but he is usually asleep. Christ what a storm we had last night I thought the sky fell in but that's another story about a stupid rittle Chicken. May the sun kiss my little furry arse in gratitude for my petiteness and humility.
Omm
Tubbs

Meet Scuppers

This is Scuppers. He is six months old and is a boy. He was a white fluffy ball of fur when he arrived yesterday but now he is a brown fluffy ball after a run in the muddy paddock but he doesn't seem to mind. We had a blackout due to the massive thunderstorm and the arse fell out of the sky but we are all ok.........Thanks to Scuppers. Saviour of the universe. What a guy!
But i am Tubbs and have a tendency to sarcasm. Forgive me.

Only white people go into houses they know are haunted

It may be spring and the sun may shine so let all the little animals be friends. That's what I think but Pushkin hogs the sun with his massive arse.......But seriously isn't spring grand? I love it .....not Pushkin's arse. I'm not like that......well....maybe I am......so what of it? Whats it to you? ....God could someone shoot Sinead O'Connor? Now, THAT'S an Arse! I think she is like a really bad episode of Scooby doo...minus the happy tablets....May raindrops of gentleness caress your ponderings. I am Vivian.

Yum Yum Yum

Here are my three favourite pixies. There is Bush Piggie Pixie wearing the glasses. She is the best Bush Piggie in the world and can eat chips and gravy even in summer I think. Then there is Venla Pixie in her favourite pom pom hat and hand made orange scarf what Antonella made with a bucket full of Veneto Joy and Love. And then there is BEAR. I have my eye on bear and am biding my time and plotting the bearnap so I can capture him and lock him up in the gilded cage. Fatten him up and stuff him with plum stuffing and gobble him up at Christmas time with sweet ginger sauce and pumpkin tea.